I get wild, juicy and wet with a big, fat watermelon. Lay in the bathtub and eat this watermelon as messy as you like and as much as you like. Tare, claw and dig into the watermelon. Push the watermelon into your mouth and squash it. Let the juice run all over your face. Relax! Eat more. I put on my watermelon eating clothes and sit down on my porch and go wild eat this Hugh, delicious fruit. As I bite down on the watermelon, I pick the seeds out and let the juice run wherever. I don’t even think about getting sticky. I just think about this fabulous low calorie taste and how I could go on eating this heavenly fruit all day l9ng without getting fat.